Walle Day 3

Today, Eva and I had a playday. We ran around the garbage heaps. Needless to say, I got crushed several times. I was surprised to learn that she also had a built in flamethrower on her arm along with her ray gun.

I think I broke Eva though, I picked up a plant and showed to Eva. She scanned it, and went to sleep. She slept for days, I tried taking her out and everything and she wouldn’t wake up.

Then one day, this huge spaceship landed and an arm took Eva away. I have no idea what happened, but since I’m awesome I climbed aboard the spaceship and found Eva. There were these white robots who looked like Eva. They wheeled her away.

Walle Day 2

I’m amazed at my ability of getting crushed by everything I come in contact with. It’s a miracle I’m not 50 meters under the ground by now. Fortunately, I am not alone in this wasteland.

A friendly, presumed female robot by the name of Eve shares this planet with me.She has a ray-gun.

Why don’t I?